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Ally (aL) Asswipe


.Wednesday, December 23, 2009@8:09 AM.

I'll let my blog video do the talking. And oh i'm leaving for tanjong pinang today not tomorrow =)






.Thursday, November 5, 2009@5:59 AM.


Sup blogger!

I'm pretty lazy to do a full update since my long disappearance. Since the last time, i've been pretty much stuck in camp thanks to the new intake of recruits. Confinement for 2 1/2 weeks as always. But anyways, today mark the first official book out! No more confinement for this batch of recruits! Wooo! And you know why i'm so hyped up? Because it's my birthday today bitches!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! LEGAL 21 BBY!!!

I'd like to give hugs and kisses and thanks to all those who smsed me wishing me happy birthday, those who dropped me facebook messages to wish me happy birthday and to the people at BMTC 2 ULYSSES COMPANY! THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH BITCHES! Ahahah! You guys made my day! I woke up and walked to the coyline to people saying Happy Birthday out loud like multiple times. To all staffs! And even to those recruits who wished me! Who would have thought that birthday in camp wouldn't be that bad after all?

I'll do a proper update soon enough. For now? Toodles!

And to that someone! I NAK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!





.Tuesday, October 20, 2009@4:28 AM.


Dear diary,

After much deliberation and procrastination, i've decided i'm gonna make a blog update for the sake of those who do read my blog. I won't be back in singapore after tomorrow noon because i'll have yet another confinement week. 3 weeks of confinement but 2 weeks of straight stay in before i get my ONE day off and then on goes the confinement period again.

Can't avoid it. I'll be having my 21st birthday in camp. Seriously can't wait for the weekend. Going sheesha hopefully. Have you girls saved up enough money yet for me? Ahahah! But seriously though! You girls don't have to! I actually thought of treating you girls to seesha but if you girls, insist please do! Ahahahahah!

Anyways, last weekend was spent catching up with my sister. By mean of a strange activity i must add. We gymmed like on saturday and sunday. Okay so not much of a catching up activity now is it. But i did have fun window shopping with her for the two days. Surprised to say, i'm more of a shopper than she is! I had to bloody hell force her to try on the clothes that we looked at along the way. But yeah, good time!

Update on love life? Come on seriously now. I'm not that desperate to be looking for love unlike some people i know. I'm pretty content with my life. And oh did i failed to mention i've been promoted? Yeah bby! That could only mean one thing! ORD LOH is reaching! 8 more months. Yeah. Wait i think i might have mentioned this already in my previous entry but whatever. And oh, back to the topic shall we. I'm not giving up on girls. As much as i'm not trying as hard because of how i've learnt to look at girls differently now (that they may not be worth the effort; don't blame me ladies, my last experience with r/s was pretty horrible and heart breaking). So yeah, i'm going with the flow. Tried, but the last girl i liked, let's just say, i can see her being just like my past experience, so better not try any further, so i gave up with her. So seriously KAT. I hope you get a grip of yourself. Stop playing games. Stop wanting to "try" boys out. As told by a friend of yours, not me.

A part of me still thinks that my ex was just one of those bitches god created. I still think there are better girls out there who deserves to be chased, deserved to be loved, deserved to be fought for. It's been what 7 months now? I'll wait another 7 more years if it'll take me that long. Because as much as i hate heartaches (still recovering, had a relapse last week), love is just that grand.

And oh, not to forget, good luck to Dharshy, Ditto and Cyra for their O's.

I can't wait to ORD and start school. Get back the circle of friends that i've lost. So anyways, that's all for now i guess. I'll update once i get back. And oh, don't forget! 5th NOVEMBER BBY! Don't forget to miss me!

Toodles!

See you when i get back on the 6th!





.Sunday, October 11, 2009@5:27 AM.


Hey guys!

I'm going crazy over tech gadgets! Like seriously! Entering any specialty stores with a bunch of cameras / phones / mp3s / laptops makes me happy like how a fat kid would feel if he were to enter Willy Wonka's Factory! Like seriously! Tech gadgets makes me happy! I want an iPhone, a Macbook, a Sony Mini Vaio W and a Sony Alpha DSLR! Yeah!

But anyways, nothing much to update. LULL period is gonna end soon. Can't wait for the new intake to come in and fuck off because it'll be December then. And then it'll be 6 more months! Wooo!

And oh! 25 more days to my fucking legal 21 and i have no plans. Gah! Fuckk! Anyone wants to hang out on my birthday?

Toodles!





.Thursday, October 8, 2009@8:50 PM.

Hey blogger!

I'm back! This isn't exactly my old layout. I give up trying to find that old layout. Seems rather impossible. Anyways, it's time to get active again. Haven't really been active in updating even in my other account which i will be abandoning because tumblr is just lame. Like seriously! Semangat due minute aje.

So anyways, I'm not quite sure how to go about writing this post really. It's been such a long time since i wrote down properly. So i guess i'll just start off by posting some pictures then.




































There's actually a whole lot more pictures but my computer is acting up so i just can't be bothered. But anyways, just to sum it all up. Raye has been kinda great somehow. Not much collection, as expected, but camwhoring with cousins is just awesome! No the pictures are not here. For more raye pictures, just head down to my facebook and you'll get to see just how many vain boy cousins i have in my family.

Raye aside, i've also gotten alot closer to Cyra and Kat. I miss my bitches Lucy and Shidah! And oh! Did it failed to mention that Cyra and Kat put make up on me on the night i thonned at Cyra's crib? Yeah.. not the first time. Second time. I seriously like the make up minus the lipsticks. Lipsticks are just gross man. But seriously, if any of you out there needs a lab rat for your make up whatever thingy and there's just no one out there who's willing to be victimised, give me a call. And no i'm not gay. I'm just cool and comfortable with my sexuality like that.

So all that aside, 8 more months baby! 8 more fucking months to ORD loh! Still a long way to go but mehh, it feels good saying "I have 8 more months to serve!" I can't fucking wait to get my iPhone 3GS. Or should i just forego the phone and just get a Macbook Pro? I can only get one. Having Macbook Pro is very very tempting! I just want it for the apple logo, and the sleek design, and the iSight and oh not to forget, the iMovie! Okay dah. You've just witnessed my techgeek side.

And oh. It's sad how some people jump into the relationship wagon like so fast after a break up. You know what i think? I pity them. Can't blame them. They just don't feel content and filled after letting go the best damn thing that they ever had or could ever have so they're just jumping into a relationship as fast and as many as they can hoping to fill that void. They try to lie to themselves saying it's love but they know oh too well how love felt like and now they're just so desperate to feel it again so that the feeling of regret won't take the better of them. In reality, they just wont get it back. So to all you peeps out there, one word of advice, take your time bitches and assholes. You already lost it. What do you think rome was built in a day? Quit being such a slut or a menwhore =)





.Sunday, September 13, 2009@8:22 PM.





----COPIED OFF MY OTHER ACTIVE ACCOUNT-----

Hello there!

So here i am again to update after some time of absence. An actual post! Here’s an update on what’s been happening since my last post i think? Which i can’t actualyl remember when. As always, the negative thing about tumblr. But anyways, my weekend was spent as such!

SATURDAY
So i didn’t booked out till Saturday morning because i had duty on Friday. I’m not quite sure if i’ll get into trouble for handing over my duty 30 minutes before the actual timing. But anyways, whatever. If that will cost me one extra, so be it! 9 more months baby! That’s practically like 16 more duties to go? So what if i get a few. Ahahah! Okay not!

So anyways, when i reached home, i just slumbered. Thought of heading to Suntec for COMEX but to think about it, not like i’ll get myself anything from there. Plus the crowd will be all out and crazy so nehh, went down to Courts Megastore at tampines instead to go play with all the Macbooks and DSLRs! Wooo! Lost tracked of time! Quickly headed down to IKEA Megastore next to search for some lightings for my video projects =)) And finally got one! There was this really nifty looking one but it cost 69bucks so i just went to buy a cheap one first to try out. And guess what? IT’S MIGHTY BRILLIANT! Ahahahah! I’m having fun with the new lightings! Expect more brighter videos! Pretty pretty! Ahahaha!

SUNDAY
Sunday. Hmm. I went out of the country. Left Singapore at like 1ish? Wanted to buy loads of stuff actually! And saw alot of nice shirts and shoes at ANGSANA but sadly i didn’t bought any. Thought we’d head back there later in the night or something but turned out, we didn’t =(( So i didn’t got all those awesome colourful shirts and that GREEN & BLACK DC SKATE SHOE! Omgahh! Sad much? All in all, the day out to Malaysia was pretty good. Though the journey from one location to another was a tiring one despite the fact we were in a car for the whole journey. Managed to get three shirts only. Better than nothing i suppose? I want that BLACK & GREEN DC SHOE so baddddd! Ahhh! Ahahaha!

Then well yeah. Reached home at about 12ish? Got online. Webcamwhored with Sammie Homie and Kitty Kat! Let’s get high and retarded on webcam and make ourselves BOWS and make ourselves pretty! Ahahaha! And if you wish to be seduced, come find me on msn (asswipe.is.a.hxc.fag@hotmail.com) and i’ll seduced you via webcam. Well i’ll try at least? Ahahaha!

THE END
I’ll be your girl friend, i’ll be your bestfriend, i’ll be anything for you girl. I don’t need someone pretty. All i need is you!






.Sunday, September 6, 2009@7:01 PM.

Hello stalkers!

I sense someone i don't welcome here is stalking me so i've moved again. Try finding me sucka xP

Okay fine i lied. I just won't bother with my blog until i find my old layout again. Curses! Any other layout will just not do. But yeah, i'm making regular updates on another site. Asked and you'll be informed =D







Biography.


Asswipe
turning legal 21 in fucking 05th november
currently serving my national service
just your typical boy with dreams
i'm nice most of the time but you
better not mess with me or i'll burn
you to death.

8 more months baby! =)

Chatterbox.


Wishlist

ORD loh!
iPhone 3GS
Macbook Pro
start school @ NTU

Credits

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